Post by HorsegirlDylan on Sept 27, 2008 6:09:17 GMT -7
Event Prospect: Big, fast horse
Dressage Prospect: Big, Slow horse
Pleasure Prospect: Pretty color
Sporting Prospect: Short, fast horse
Barrel Prospect: Fast horse, which can turn and/or looks like a barrel
Endurance Prospect: Fast horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy: White sock
15'2" hh: 14'3" hh
16'2" hh: 15'3" hh
Big Trot: Can't canter within a two-mile straightaway
Nicely Started: Longes, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet
Bold: Runaway
Athletic: Runaway
Quiet: Lame in both front legs
Dead Quiet: Lame in all four legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof): Lame all around, deaf, and blind.
Pony type: Small and hairy
Arab type: Looks startled
Thoroughbred type: Looks terrified
Easy keeper: Fat
Easy to catch: Dead
Elegant: Thin
Black: Brown and/or dirty
Well-Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained: Hasn't stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a month
Clips, Hauls, Loads: Clippity Clippity is the sound his hooves make as he hauls butt across the parking lot when you try to load him.
Should Mature to 16 hands: Currently 14 hands, dam is 14'2, sire is 14'3, every horse in his pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow.
To Loving Home Only: Expensive
To Show Home Only: Very Expensive
To Good Home Only: Not really for sale unless you can 1) Pay twice what he is worth or 2) are willing to sign a 10 page legal document allowing the current owner to tuck in to beddy-bye every night
For Sale Due to Lack of Time: Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in the hospital
Any Vet Check Welcome: Please pay for us to find out what the heck is wrong with him!
Recently Vetted: Someone else found something really wrong with this horse
Must Sell: Spouse has left home and taken the kids
All Offers Considered: I am in traction for 6 months
(above by Rivenwood)
Green broke: We got him saddled, but he wont let us touch anything else
(by Stirrup)
Good Trail Horse: Slips in mud, steps on her own feet.
Affectionate Mare: Can't touch her hooves, tries to bite farrier, doesn't want to be petted
(above two by blackforest0)
Private treaty: we can't tell you the price because you will have a heart attack
(by the eagle stallion)
Part of the family: The part we ignore
(by LustreBustre)
Needs Experienced Rider: you can get one foot in the stirrup before taking off at a dead run
(by starryeyes)
Would suit novice rider: They don't know what they're in for
(by crosscountry star)
He'll fit right in: This horse will take off running through barb wire fencing just to get to the neibors yard to eat the grass that looks better but has pesticide on it
(by Jen+Britt)
Dressage Prospect: Big, Slow horse
Pleasure Prospect: Pretty color
Sporting Prospect: Short, fast horse
Barrel Prospect: Fast horse, which can turn and/or looks like a barrel
Endurance Prospect: Fast horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy: White sock
15'2" hh: 14'3" hh
16'2" hh: 15'3" hh
Big Trot: Can't canter within a two-mile straightaway
Nicely Started: Longes, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet
Bold: Runaway
Athletic: Runaway
Quiet: Lame in both front legs
Dead Quiet: Lame in all four legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof): Lame all around, deaf, and blind.
Pony type: Small and hairy
Arab type: Looks startled
Thoroughbred type: Looks terrified
Easy keeper: Fat
Easy to catch: Dead
Elegant: Thin
Black: Brown and/or dirty
Well-Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained: Hasn't stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a month
Clips, Hauls, Loads: Clippity Clippity is the sound his hooves make as he hauls butt across the parking lot when you try to load him.
Should Mature to 16 hands: Currently 14 hands, dam is 14'2, sire is 14'3, every horse in his pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow.
To Loving Home Only: Expensive
To Show Home Only: Very Expensive
To Good Home Only: Not really for sale unless you can 1) Pay twice what he is worth or 2) are willing to sign a 10 page legal document allowing the current owner to tuck in to beddy-bye every night
For Sale Due to Lack of Time: Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in the hospital
Any Vet Check Welcome: Please pay for us to find out what the heck is wrong with him!
Recently Vetted: Someone else found something really wrong with this horse
Must Sell: Spouse has left home and taken the kids
All Offers Considered: I am in traction for 6 months
(above by Rivenwood)
Green broke: We got him saddled, but he wont let us touch anything else
(by Stirrup)
Good Trail Horse: Slips in mud, steps on her own feet.
Affectionate Mare: Can't touch her hooves, tries to bite farrier, doesn't want to be petted
(above two by blackforest0)
Private treaty: we can't tell you the price because you will have a heart attack
(by the eagle stallion)
Part of the family: The part we ignore
(by LustreBustre)
Needs Experienced Rider: you can get one foot in the stirrup before taking off at a dead run
(by starryeyes)
Would suit novice rider: They don't know what they're in for
(by crosscountry star)
He'll fit right in: This horse will take off running through barb wire fencing just to get to the neibors yard to eat the grass that looks better but has pesticide on it
(by Jen+Britt)